Wednesday, March 5, 2008

A Preference for Potato Chips


The Lazy Cell, or Rosimus Lazirious, is a rogue body cell which is a bit of an off-shoot of cancer. It is found most commonly in Potato Monkeys due to complications resulting from keeping one potato for much too long in the potato pouch. This cell attacks other cells around it with great malice and hatred, stealing much needed energy and nutrients that the healthy cells would otherwise be receiving. This in turn leaves the normally overactive potato monkey without energy and overall, quite the couch potato.

As a result it often puts off normal tasks until well beyond the point at which they aught to have been finished.

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